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Anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:"Ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?"
patient:"Well,givemethebadnewsfirst."
Doctor:"Youhavecancer,Iestimatethatyouhaveabouttwoyearsleft."
patient:"OHNO!That‘sawefull!Intwoyearsmylifewillbeover!Whatkindofgoodnewscouldyouprobablytellme,afterthis???"
Doctor:"YoualsohaveAlzheimer‘s.InaboutthreemonthsyouaregoingtoforgeteverythingItoldyou."
某天在银行看见营业员跟一个大妈在吵架,我在旁边听了一会儿终于明白了,原来是大妈卡取了2000块钱,数了一遍又让营业员再存回去。然后还理直气壮的说:“这是别人还给我的钱,我先取出来看看有没有假的,再存进去才能放心”当时我就惊呆了!
晚上,老婆在看电视,老公在和同事打电话。临挂机时,老公说了句:“还是选小三吧。”老婆脸上的黑线就下来了,问:“你很喜欢小三吗?”“嗯,小三看着顺眼”老婆一个巴掌甩过来,把老公逐出了家门。老公坐在门外捂着脸,委屈地说:“排版选个字号,我惹着谁了……”